Friday, April 24, 2009

Blake and Vanessa's Rehersal Dinner

[This is Jason posting today.  You'll see why in a second]

So, we went to Blake and soon to be Vanessa Pianalto's rehearsal dinner last night.  Stella was crazy excited because it was a barn with a couple PUPPY'S (all caps because that's how Stella says it) running around.  She also loved the fact they had cheese pizza.  

But that's not why I'm posting.  

There happened to be a little boy named Brooks there - a nephew of the Pianaltos.  He and Stella met over a soon-to-be dead moth.  He thought it would be cool to show Stella how manly he was by catching and trying to give her a moth.  She took it, and threw it on the ground.  This happened a couple more times until the moth finally turned into 2 pieces of a dead moth.   Then Stella and Brooks thought it would be cool to hug.  I felt my cholesterol start to increase and my head start to hurt.

Again, that part of the story isn't why I'm posting. 

I'm posting because of the pictures below.  

There happened to be a large box with packing peanuts sitting in the barn.  Brooks thought it would be cool to get into the box and play.  Stella saw this and thought it would be cool to join him.  

THIS IS WHY DADDY IS POSTING THIS!!!   MY DAUGHTER WAS IN A BOX WITH A BOY!!!  A BOY DAMNIT!!!  

NOT COOL.   NOT COOL AT ALL.    

THEY WERE CLOSE, THEY WERE TOUCHING!!!

I have 16 more years of this?  I'm not going to make it!!! Seriously, it starts this early?  I thought the hug was bad enough.  No, it didn't even give me like a month of warning.  Not even a day of warning.  The hug gave me 22 MINUTES of warning -- before she and this BOY were to be in a box TOGETHER.

I'm done -- I don't want any more girls -- THIS NEXT ONE HAS TO BE A BOY.  My cholesterol and heart CANNOT TAKE IT.

See below for photographic evidence of JASON SKARSTEN's DEMISE.  I need nap.







This is where Daddy couldn't take it anymore.  I removed my daughter from said box.  Ruining Brooks chances with her.  I'm sorry Brooks.  Actually, I'm not sorry.  You should be ashamed of yourself.  You are 3 years old.  She's not even 2 yet.  Your father needs to have a stern talk with you BUCKO.

[Jason is done posting for a while]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT!!!! Partly that it is happening to my brother and also - IT'S NOT ME going thru it yet.... My day is coming.

Kristie

Keisha said...

Jason - You're so silly... I remember a time in high school when you.... nevermind. I'm just glad you have a girl cuz YOU ARE A GREAT FATHER! I love - absolutely LOVE - a protective daddy! Nothing better... too many little girls in this world don't have protective daddies and that's why we have some of the problems we have... GOOD FOR YOU!